Not everyone has the money to buy a Steelers jersey,
so I found some alternative ways to show the world your Pittsburgh Pride.
1. Buy these glasses, see the world in SteelerVision.
2. Get some new kicks at Payless.
3. Have little Baby Hines wear an outfit he'll outgrow in 2 weeks.
4. Sing about your umbrella, date Chris Brown, get famous,
wear black and gold on your way to the club.
5. Join the Army.
6. Do the Terrible Truffle Shuffle.
7. Paint the sky black and gold.
8. Do the "Steeler Stumble" in 4-inch heels.
9. Start a parade in sub-zero weather.
10. Be the butt of all Mexican jokes on an animated television series.
11. Kill some people, get acquitted.
Break into a hotel room, wear a Steelers hat on your second trip to court.
12. Be the "Bee Girl" on the cover of a 90s rock album and music video.
13. Start a farm, raise some Black and Gold chicks.
14. Build a birdhaase for young hot chicks (see #13).
15. Profess your love for PYT (pretty young things)
while wearing Black and Gold before 25,000 fans.
16. Travel to comic book conventions in a Halloween
costume you stole from your 10-year-old son.
17. Fight evil robots in rock quarries,
change your name to the "Black and Gold Ranger".
18. Start a one-man parade.
19. Win a beauty pageant.
20. Stab humans, fly away smiling.
21. Start a groundhog-worshipping cult,
wave your Terrible Towel before 25,000 drunk townies.
22. Pose in a nude centerfold for National Geographic.
23. Start a War On Terror against the Browns.
24. Be Batman.
25. Write a song.
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